“Delores Obscure is a guest blogger on creativefreeflow, our main blog.”
Don’t Ever Say You’re Bored
I have to get this off my chest ‘cause it’s working on my tits.
Don’t ever say you’re bored. Ever.
You’re a disgrace to yourself and the entire human race.
It pisses me off that bloggers write about how bored they are. If you blog, you have access to the Internet, for godssakes. Don’t waste our time; no-one wants to hear how you can’t fucking keep yourself busy, what with a fair-sized brain and all.
And don’t waste your time. Like it or not you don’t have much left.
How old are you?
19? You don’t have much time left, sweetheart. Believe me.
25? The smell of death is already in your nostrils.
43? Do those earlobes go flabbier each year?
Do something with your time. Here are a few suggestions:
Learn how to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and ‘could you help me?’ and…
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