“Below is a humorous blog post from my website for your consideration. It’s R-rated, so it may need to carry a warning disclaimer if you decide to post it. Because I have the sense of humor of a 12-year old boy, the odd combination of all these filthy words just strikes me as hilarious.

Let see– you needed a description of me. I’m the worst kind of asshole– I think I’m funny. Also, I’m a middle-class working Mom from suburbia with a six-year old son and a Russian husband. I can speak Russian fluently, though I’m not Russian. It’s a long story.”