Good morning, everybody. It’s 3:00am right now, but you probably won’t see this until later because I scheduled it for 8:00am. I’ve been up all night trying to write, but I have lost the ability to do so and should probably quit while I’m ahead.
Maybe become an accountant or someone who sells houses. A “something agent“. See how worthless my brain is right now?? I can’t even think of the term for those people.
(And I’m not about to look it up all, “What’s the term for someone who sells houses?” because Google will think I’m stupid and be like, “Seriously, Alanna?? You had to look this up?????” Since Google is very judgemental.)
I tried to ask Alessandro for feedback, but as usual, he is no help at all.
Conversation between Alex and I after I read him an edited version of my story:
ME: What’d you like about my story?
ALESSANDRO: It was reminiscent.
ME: What do you mean, “reminiscent”?
ALESSANDRO: I mean I was there. I remember when you changed those words to some other words.
ME: Well what do you think of the like, actual writing?
(Do you see what I have to deal with?)
Anyways, have a lovely day, everybody. And good luck on all your writing adventures. Because sometimes we just can’t find the words.