(Also, shut up. Everybody’s got an opinion, and frankly, I don’t care about them. Except you guys’ opinions. Because you matter and aren’t assholes.)
Pretty much everybody in my life are being dicks recently and I’ve been daydreaming about buying them all plane tickets to some remote island with a badass 5-star resort (all-expenses-paid-type-deal) but then tell the pilot to drop them all off and leave them there and then they find out there’s no resort or actual phones or internet or boats and they just have to all be together with their dickishness.
Then, after a suitable amount of time to suffer my wrath and my irony, they would be allowed to come back and never criticize me again because of my epic superpowers and leader-of-the-world-ness which I plan to gain via Faustian bargain.
This plan is foolproof.
So who would you send to Penis Island and why? Also, should this be a real place? (I think it is actually.) Let me know in the comments about the dicks in your life. Love y’all :)
There’s so many to choose from. And not all of them are related to me.
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Luckily you don’t have to limit your choices in this hypothetical. In my case, almost everyone I know would be there, family, friends, acquaintances, strangers lol
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If I could just find a sinkhole in the shape of a rectum, I could dump them all down it.
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I have a whole lot of A-holes I work with. I’d love to send them to that island, but they’d probably love it. Make them work still so while they are gone I don’t have to cover for them once again.
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Maybe there can be a sealed off office space where those people are forced to do work for eternity without being able to contact you
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That would be awesome. Sign them up for that.
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Oh there are so many. Luckily, I haven’t encountered many lately, but they lurk in the shadows, ready to pounce on my every thought and decision, but they don’t realize I’m already 10 steps ahead of them. They can’t stop me now!
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Yesssss you’re a boss nobody messes with jessss haha inspiration to all!!
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